I can't serve you up anything myself, but here is my big reveal:
Never have I ever, raced in a triathlon when the weather sucked (ie torrential downpour).
So there you have it. That's right. I've always lucked out. Clear blue skies abound. I've certainly raced many hot ones. Just no soggy wet ones. Until now.
At least as far as I can tell, I'll be taking a big swig from my cup next time soneone says never have I ever...